... has to explain it to me:
Butt s3x0r.
I spent some quality time with a Butt Specialist tonight. All I got was, "it's different". Gentlemen! That's not a good enough reason! There are holes, and there are _holes_.
Egad... I just read what I wrote. I spent some quality time chatting to a Butt Specialist tonight. I did not offer up my butt for experimentation purposes. There's no such thing as "taking one for the team" when it comes to my butt :P I might do it for the right amount of money, but I'm not doing it for blogging purposes, that's for sure.
Some holes take things in. Some holes push things out. Now _which_ do you think is the right hole?!? YOU! Butt Specialist! Pick again!
Is it really 4 degrees warmer? If it is, does it really make a difference?!? It's 4 degrees! Besides, isn't it spacier inside? Wouldn't it be more "hot dog in a hallway" syndrome? Explain to me how that's better.
Another thing, if you're willing to "pitch", it's only fair that you try "catching" as well. I'm not talking about a pinky either :P Everything's gotta be equal :P
I hope you're reading this, Butt Specialist :)
7 comments:
think it's 8 more working muscles that make the difference rather than 4 degrees .... who is this specialist you were talking to?
Reading this post made me choke on my water
Daliborus, I don't name names on my blog :)
Mike, want me to carry out a survey on butt s3x0r at your wedding? ;)
Thats why I keep coming back to this blog...Shock value...
Ok ur offically crazy..."butt" (laugh at my own pun haha) thats why I love little friend...
BTW, I commenced re writing in my blog so you don't feel lonley in blog world...
I am going to have to spemnd a little more time researching than rambling so bear with me...Because you will be using my facebook time...
Well keep warm just don't forget to share how lol...
Take care friend,
H
Jezuz, my spelling sucks...Thats what I get for trying to rush it...
B-)
You need to read this. :)
From the article -
For many guys, this is the attraction: "It's so much tighter," says another male devotee, "and there's nothing like that feeling when she's half begging you to stop, yet still letting you do it because she loves it."
AAAAH, it's all about male ego then :P
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