Hvar (Part ii)

What did I love most about Croatia? Daliborus of course ;)

Misses my boozy floozy :( See you in Greece next year!


Here are some of my fave pix:





Rocks just aren't the same as saaand:



Happy me :)

*Ahem* Also, things I learnt about on this trip:
"Pig-on-a-spit"
"Eiffel tower"
"What to do with soap when constipated"
"Germans love buttplay"

Promises promises (Hvar Part i)

Daliborus: "We're going to the island where the rich people go for hookers and cocaine."

Me: "OOOooh!"

Delivered: Island where fat nekid Germans go to sunbathe *lol*

The bay itself was amazing :) The view.... Let's just say I'm really glad I have bad eyesight. Nothing worse than gazing out onto the most beautiful clear blue waters, when suddenly a nudie beer-bellied, DANGLY, foreigner wanders into view! I averted my eyes, only to cop an eyeful of an extremely large nudie Grandma reclining on a deckchair. Not the usual perky standard of boobies I'm used to :P

Ah yes, the pebbles :) Luckily I'm used to European beaches by now.


All I can say is, don't get off at the first stop the water taxi takes you to!! *lol*

(No, I didn't take all my clothes off :P)