Monday, August 18, 2008

Midgets & Giants

I've been selling the online dating concept to anyone who'd listen lately *grin* Mainly because I know there's still a huge stigma attached to it within my circle, and I still think, for those who complain they never meet new people, this is an easy way to do so.

So, a friend of mine is trying out a different online dating website called Match. Out of curiousity, I used my friend's login to check out some of the profiles to see what the differences were between MSF and this one, which is also quite popular with Rondoners. Well, Match goes into a LOT more detail on what you're looking for in a person. It also shows that there are a lot of people out there with midget and giant fetishes. Check out the height requirements I've come across on some of the profiles:

*lol* These are obviously fields which have to be selected, so people _must_ have thought about this before saving their profiles. Which brings me back to my business case for a fetish brothel with midgets... Wait, have we had that conversation on my blog yet? Doesn't matter, cause next time I talk about my fetish house of ill-repute, I'm adding a level of giants to the suite ;) I've got my eye on PdF...

Shuai, this post is dedicated to you since you called for more "booty4sale" crowd pleasing posts (and not because you're a midget or giant fetishist) *grin*


Anonymous said...

I think this means they are ok with a person anywhere FROM 3ft TO 8ft, i.e they are not fussed about height. Not that they only want 3ft people or 8 ft people... A person with a midget fetish would only want 3ft to 4ft or something...

reenie said...

Dear Anonymous Reader,

Wow, you really know how to take the fun out of my blog post... I was, how do Aussies say it again - "taking the piss" *grin*

Are you one of the subscribers perhaps who has put down the 3' to 8' height requirement? ;)

Personally, I still think that if you put 3' down, you're going to get midgets applying! Why ask for it if you don't want it, right? Be careful what you wish for and all that.

Regardless, I'm still adding giants to my repertoire of staff ;)

Thanks for reading! Try leaving a name next time please!!

Rebekka said...

I must say I was thinking of the whole midget sex issue the other day, when I was walking down the street and noticed that there was a very conventionally pretty woman in front of me, but she was a midget. So pretty, but tiny.

Then I started wondering about the sort of men who'd be attracted to her, and the whole thing is six different kinds of wrong so I'm going to stop there.

I found you cause Ed just linked to both our blogs, btw.

reenie said...

Bl00dy Ed!! I talk about a lot more than just dwarves (well midgets actually).

There's nothing wrong with short-love. Trust me on this *grin*

Secretary said...

Midgets (scratch of the head)...Skinny midgets...bugger too scared to break em...I think Ideally...nothing under 5 foot and nothing over 7 foot...otherwise, I'll vote for the in between ;P