Saturday, March 14, 2009

The saddest thing

The stylish shop assistant hands me a dress to meet my non-specific requirements, "I just want a dress that's nice to go out in".

It's black.
It's sleek.
It's sexy.
It's on SALE. Down from a couple of hundred squids to only 45!

I heave a *sigh*, take it off and leave it on the "thanks but, no thanks" rack. It's not that I don't love it, or that I don't look great in it.

It's because I don't have a date to look hot in a black, sleek, sexy dress _for_! *lol*

Don't get me wrong, I have places to go next week where the dress would fit right in. Only I think my girly dinner companions would choke on their foie gras at the sight of the plunging neckline ;)

5 comments:

niffs said...

No way, I demand b00bage at dinner !!!

Miss K said...

I won't mind.

And our single + male dinner companion probably won't mind either! :-P

GET IT!

reenie said...

Sorry gals, my cleavage only comes out for hot guys on a hot date :P

Miss K - I'm pretty sure you've told me about this guy before... Isn't he bad news? Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

aw man - you'll regret it when that hot date comes around, and you'd wished you got it! When you find something noice get it - otw when you go looking , you never find it..

x ystar

Miss K said...

I am going to dinner in a red hot dress tonight! I need you to play your part! :-P