Monday, September 03, 2007

MEN

Apparently, when guys are 20-something, all they can think about is sex. A short skirt and tights, that's all it takes. All they want to do is, have sex. So that's why it's ok for 20-something year old guys to cheat. Because at that age, guys just want to have sex. It doesn't mean anything when they cheat, cause it's _just_ sex. Then suddenly, when a guy hits 30-something, all they want is long term commitment. So cheating isn't ok anymore. One day it's fine to cheat, the next day it's against his principles.

MEN :P

It's NEVER ok to cheat!! IMHO :P Yer can look, but just make sure you know which beehive to get your honey from. Is that a bad analogy? :) I swear, the number of times I've had guys try and explain to me the whole "guys just want to get into your pants" mindset, and I still don't understand it. What's the big deal? Can't we just talk? :P Guys - you're sooo one dimensional sometimes! And demanding.

I can't remember what I was talking about one day with a couple of blokey mates, but the topic was enough to incense me to declare, "THAT'S IT. I'M DOING A SURVEY!"

Bush or no bush?

From bars and clubs, to Ibiza parties, to random drinks with random guys. Months of hard research - the answer is unanimous...

No bush.

What. Don't act surprised. YOU expected it all along. YOU can't fool me. I've had one guy tell me he'd turn away a hot chick if he found out she had bush!

There _is_ a (very) small contingent that will say bush. However, their logic behind it is that they don't want to feel like a paedophile :P

MEN :P

6 comments:

Sparkles Magoo said...

Why not survey the other gender as well?

Women - bush or no bush? On yourselves and/or on your man...

Only seems fair.

niffs said...

sad state of affairs when a hot chick is gonna be turned down for a bit of bush!

reenie said...

"Dear Sparkles,

It was loooovely to hear from you. Are you a first time reader to my blog?"

*lol* I feel like I'm writing for the editorial page in Women's Day :P

Sparkles' poll is now open (see sidebar). Voters have until 31st December 2007 to have a say.

Don't accuse me of ignoring feedback from my readers :P

Regarding bush on ourselves, I'm not even going to bother polling that one. Obviously, Sparkles has NFI what the hell is involved in getting rid of bush.

HOT WAX. LOTS OF IT. AWKWARD LEG POSITIONS TO MAKE AREA ACCESSIBLE. STRANGER LOOKING AT YOUR POONANI WHILE MAKING SMALL CHAT TO DETRACT FROM EXPECTED PAIN.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP. RIP RIP. RIP.

Do you _think_ I'd do all that for... for... fun?!?

I'd rank waxing as pretty high on the humiliation scale. It's voluntary public exposure, AND, I have to pay a sh*tload of squids to get it done in Rondon. Not that Rondon beauticians even _know_ how to do it right. They're fcking crap! *UGH*

Regarding bush on guys, I say, if guys want chicks to get it done, then THEY should get it done too :P Only seems fair :P According to one friend, "the Millenium Man trims his hedge". Uh huh. Yet to be seen. Not that I've seen that many *grin* But I'll remember to check next time I get a chance ;)

"Thank you Sparkles for your wonderful insight on the topic. I look forward to hearing from you again!"

reenie said...

PS: Add "INGROWN HAIR" to the list.

Anonymous said...

no bush: http://www.aaadiamondsphynx.com/

reenie said...

*Bwahahaha* I wish I could post pix in comments :)