Or they might just think us oldies are talking about dirty shellfish :P
I digress... I pulled this screenshot from a guy's Match profile awhile back, and forgot about it until I was cleaning my desktop today:
"...Candlelight, Dancing, Erotica, Flirting..." Hang on, "Erotica"?!? *lol* Isn't that another word for pr0n? Nothing wrong with guys liking their pr0n, but... is it really a good idea to admit it on a profile? :) Honesty's always great, but only when you know the other person well enough :P Quite a few of my girlfriends are still squeamish about it. Some are probably still in denial their bf/hubby ever owned any :P Meanwhile, I still know a guy who owns a *physical* pr0n stash! Odd, in this digital age.
Me: "Mate, haven't you heard of the internet?" *grin*
Guy: "But this is good stuff!"
Then again, a search on Google defines "erotica" as, "Tasteful fan fiction which involves characters in sexual situations". I guess, it's quite possible there are metro guys out there reading Mills & Boon :P
Ladies, all I can say is don't go digging too hard on your boy's hdd if you don't want to know the truth ;)
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and Settings Ricky My Documents faxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
Hrm, 2 for 1 and on sale for £4.24 eh? Think I'll do a book review soon ;)
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and Settings Ricky My Documents faxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
Hrm, 2 for 1 and on sale for £4.24 eh? Think I'll do a book review soon ;)
1 comment:
fantastic, I will have to go back to bash.org when it's up and re-read the top 100. I have met a romantic fiction writer (Eleri's mate) when she came to Melbourne for a trade show, there are all kinds of sub genres in there so keep digging
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