I bolt across to the island.
*WOOOB* *WOOOB*... Cop car pulls up.
Coppa: "Maam, wait for me on the other side."
Me: "Errr, ok."
Busted *sigh*
Coppa: "I saw you looking. I saw you thinking about it. I saw you looking at the crosswalk."
Me: *thinking* "You fcking bastard, you were waiting for me."
Me: *out loud* "Sorry? What's a crosswalk? What do you mean?"
...
Me: "I'm Australian and I live in London, here's my passport."
Coppa: "You speak really good English, are you sure?"
Me: *thinking* "Fcking retardo"
Me: "Here's my passport. Look, I've been in this country for THREE DAYS. I didn't know it was illegal to jaywalk."
Coppa: "Maam, I'm not a passport checker."
I kid you not :P
Coppa: "Maam, you don't know this, but lots of people have been killed on this road."
Me: "Then build a freaking FOOTBRIDGE. *I* would've used a footbridge."
Coppa: "Maam, we don't have the money. Until the state of California has the money, we can't do this."
Me: "You're giving me a freaking fine right now!!! Use the dang money to BUILD A FOOTBRIDGE."
And so on it goes. I have to be in court on the 28th October. I don't think I'm going to make it :P Fcking rednecks.
3 comments:
BAHAHA. Haven't you seen Beverly Hills cop? Jaywalkin way illegal.. sifnt know :P
I'm sure jaywalking is illegal in a lot of places, but the fact that the cop wouldn't believe I'm a tourist and gave me a freaking TICKET for JAYWALKING of all things - Gaaaaaah!!!!
WTF?! Californians get tickets for jaywalking?! Clearly between suntanning and drinking beer their cops do not have enough to do.
On another note - Reenie if you're in Cali you're a hop and skip away from NYC. COME VISIT. The bon chon chicken wings beckon you :)
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